@type server-descriptor 1.0
router talkoftheculdesac 82.39.41.18 9044 0 0
identity-ed25519
-----BEGIN ED25519 CERT-----
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-----END ED25519 CERT-----
master-key-ed25519 AgBGQ1hLTjHFT62xdIyK5vzwYwj7akQKvccHOYbPwBc
platform Tor 0.4.9.11 on FreeBSD
proto Conflux=1 Cons=1-2 Desc=1-4 DirCache=2 FlowCtrl=1-2 HSDir=2 HSIntro=4-5 HSRend=1-2 Link=3-5 LinkAuth=3 Microdesc=1-3 Padding=2 Relay=2-6
published 2026-09-01 02:32:15
fingerprint F897 862D BE9B 188E AA5A 11ED 3795 867D C66D A1B3
uptime 2456476
bandwidth 314572800 536870912 17076394
extra-info-digest 94D0A6582F255C45D76D753EC067CDC7A0E1F6C3 SKcCE0rT+0jRUuzvT+S+0Wyztc93c1FCR7X4Y0aGR7A
caches-extra-info
onion-key
-----BEGIN RSA PUBLIC KEY-----
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-----END RSA PUBLIC KEY-----
signing-key
-----BEGIN RSA PUBLIC KEY-----
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-----END RSA PUBLIC KEY-----
onion-key-crosscert
-----BEGIN CROSSCERT-----
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-----END CROSSCERT-----
ntor-onion-key-crosscert 1
-----BEGIN ED25519 CERT-----
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-----END ED25519 CERT-----
hidden-service-dir
contact Julie 'Dirty Needles' Kerr (calledmeawhore@inmyown.house)
ntor-onion-key pHx1JtdTEyOcd7kMoHU0zK8Gi151D6RTyKfj/sE+5xY
reject *:*
tunnelled-dir-server
overload-general 1 2026-08-31 01:00:00
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router-signature
-----BEGIN SIGNATURE-----
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-----END SIGNATURE-----
